Today's Joke

Avid curler from Winnipeg passed away and is met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
The man asks, "St Peter, curling has been a big part of my life. I hope they have curling in heaven"
St Peter replies, "Yes, we have a fine facility. Let me show you"
They walk a little and enter into the curling club where the man sees a lone person practicing. The man is wearing a Canada jersey with the red maple leaf - with name "Martin".
The man from Winnipeg says. "I didn't know Kevin Martin passed away"
St. Peter replied, "No, that's God, he just thinks he is Kevin Martin!"
 

Yesterday's Joke

CURLING TERMINOLOGY :

Tough shot : Anything the Skip misses.

Crap shot : Anything you miss.

Blanked end : Nobody had draw weight.

Bury : What you do with your head when you hog your rock in the eighth end.

Double : What you order at the bar when you lose.

Draw weight : Damned if I know!

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE HAVING A BAD GAME

10. They start pebbling the ice in the fourth end.
9. Your skip keeps saying, "Nice try!"
8. Your opposition starts hanging its score on the next sheet.
7. While you're in the washroom, your team-mates sneak away to the bar.
6. The Ice-maker starts heckling you.
5. It's only the third end and already you owe your team-mates six drinks.
4. Your opposition is lying four and your skip wants you to throw your rock through the house.
3. You throw out your knee in the first end and your team-mates don't even notice.
2. Your sweepers burst into laughter when you release your rock.
1. You score an eight-ender in the second end and you have to throw your last rock to win 9-8.